When Aliens first got access to human ships the thing that surprised them most was the sheer number of safety systems on board. Surely a species as tough as humans would not need to be protected from anything?
But everywhere they checked they found multiple failsafes, safety protocols, and safety nets protecting everything from the weapons system to the coffee machine.
Some of these systems were so specific they wondered why or how the humans had come up with them and why they spent the effort fitting them to their ships.
Their questions were answered when humans first started working on an alien ship.
Within the first month the human crew members had:
Burned themselves
Stabbed themselves
“Strategically amputated” an arm (then reattached it without much fuss)
Spaced themselves on more than one occasion
Been electrocuted by the food despenser
Exploded four computer terminals
And secretly grown a cat in one of the science labs
After that the Aliens sent a request to the human council for a copy of their safety protocols
And also learnt the meaning of the term “idiot proofing”
































